Nothing Can Hide My Displeasure With Tom and Jade Right Now

HAIR IS SUPPOSED TO MATCH.

That means when you dye your hair, and you have facial hair, it needs to be the name color.

BROWN HAIR + BLONDE SCRUFF = NOT CUTE.

Jade, where were you when this happened? It is your job as girlfriend to make sure things like this don’t happen.

This is not okay.

SHAVE OR FIX, TOM.

SHAVE OR FIX.

THIS IS OKAY:

THIS IS NOT OKAY: