- people on tumblr: omfg you're so funny and perfect and cute
- people in real life: you're so awkward and annoying and ugly why do you even exist
April 2012
27 posts
Like secretly stalking other people’s secret tumblrs… :D
HAIR IS SUPPOSED TO MATCH.
That means when you dye your hair, and you have facial hair, it needs to be the name color.
BROWN HAIR + BLONDE SCRUFF = NOT CUTE.
Jade, where were you when this happened? It is your job as girlfriend to make sure things like this don’t happen.
This is not okay.
SHAVE OR FIX, TOM.
SHAVE OR FIX.
THIS IS OKAY:

THIS IS NOT OKAY:

HOT FUCKING DAMN
HOLY SHIT
I…he….fakdixcirrfsjsishd
What have I done? Been on tumblr for over 24 straight hours, finished all that’s out of Skins, cleaned my room, gotten ready to get lunch, made a study schedule, cleaned out all my bags, set out my outfit for when it’s time to go to lunch in about an hour or so, gotten my laundry ready to start, and gotten back on tumblr.
Have I even opened a book yet? No, of course not. That would be following my plan.
And it’s typically just to make sure no one’s sent me a message or anything.
But every time I do get on my personal, I’m there for at least half an hour and I lose track of time.
Hence one of the reasons I stay off of this account and stay on the other four I have. Haha.